Thursday, October 9, 2008

Review

Stride, the ridiculously long lasting gum, really does last ridiculously long. Stride is meant solely for the avid chewer and the typical gum aficionado. For those who are looking for the thrill of chewing this natural latex confectionery, Stride is the experience of a life time for your taste buds and for your need to clench and relax your jaw repeatedly. The brand has a variety of flavors that uphold their fantastical reputation, from the classic spearmint, to they're newest flavor "Always Mandarin". Along with the admirable taste of the gum they also have an illustrious advertising campaign. They have illustrated the immensely good connection to the audience's need for humor in the slogan "Spit it Out Already", therefore producing an effect of extreme popularity. Stride cannot be compared to other competing gums, such as Trident or Five, because of the immeasurable unfairness to those... other... gums. The superiority to all other brands is so great, that it is not at all worth the comparison, and the contrast is just too great. It is evident that Stride deserves the attention of all of those who want a dose of long lasting flavor and has the obvious rights to be condescending of all other gums, because Stride is meant for those who deserve better.


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